What do you want to be for Halloween? Do you want to be a vampire, witch, princess, or prince? Or do you want to be creative with your costume? You can be Britney Spears for October 31st. You will definitely stand out from the crowd full of vampires and superheroes. Plus you will have lots of fun being the princess of pop. Now Britney Spears have been in all the gossip magazines for her shaving her hair off, child custody battle, rehab stint, rocky relationships and suicide attempt. She has had a rough couple of years. But it looks like she is getting herself back together. You can dress up like the almost normal Britney Spears for Halloween but that would be too boring. So how about we pay tribute to her craziness by dressing up like her from her rough years.
Britney Spears is famous for shaving her head the day before she had to do a drug test. The pictures of her with a bald head was in all the entertainment magazines. The hair salon where she shaved her head even had the hair she shaved off. So what better way to imitate Britney Spears by wearing a bald cap on Halloween. Walk around proud with no hair. Or don a really fake and tacky wig. Go to your local hair store and buy the cheapest Marilyn Monroe style wig. How ever you wear your hair on Halloween, put on a pair of big, dark sunglasses to protect you from the paparazzi.
Britney Spears used to be photograph wearing clothes that look like she got them from Wal-Mart. So go to your local Wal-Mart and buy some really, really short shorts, tight jeans with holes in them, and a jean skirt. You can wear a tiny thong underneath the pants and skirt or you can go bare like her infamous incident where she accidentally flash her private part to paparazzi. Then you can match your bottoms with a super tight tee or tank top. You can also go shoeless or wear flip flops because Britney loves flip flops. She is always photograph either shoeless or wearing flip flops.
Britney Spears is usually photographed wearing big, dark sunglasses with hardly any makeup on. So for the makeup part, just put on lots of lipstick. Make the lipstick look sloppy on your face. Also make your face look oily with some vegetable oil. If you don’t want to wear sunglasses then put on lots of cheap mascara and black eye liner. Also put some water on your face to make the eye liner run. Basically, make your makeup as sloppy and horrible as possible.
The last thing you have to do to complete your Britney Spears’ outfit is to smoke cigarettes everywhere you go. Have a cigarette in your hand all the time on Halloween. Britney Spears is always photograph smoking the death stick. If you hate smoking, then buy fake cigarettes online. Or you can pretend to smoke real cigarettes. Just hold them in your hand. All you have to do is be seen with a cigarette in your hand at all times. Another accessory is carrying around a fake baby. Pretend to accidentally drop the baby or drive with the baby in the front sit. You will be the perfect Britney Spears clone.
You will have so much fun being the train wreck that Britney Spears used to be. Have fun with this look. And the key to this look is being confident and acting like you don’t care what people say. Walk around everywhere in this look and watch people stare at you. As people are staring at you, say “Hey Ya” in the country accent that Britney Spears have. Say “Hey Ya” everywhere you go like Britney Spears. You and your friends will have a very funny Halloween.